Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Looking For A Tenant?

Saw this ad on the ferry today:

I am a single, non smoking business person looking for a single room apartment or basement suite for myself and my gorilla. I have lived for the last three years in Deep Bay and would like to relocate to Tunstall or Bluewater. Willing to car pool two days a week to Vancouver. Gorilla is housetrained and perky.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

That fool stole my gorilla! For months I have mourned the endless expanses in my apartment and have searched for Booby (his name) for months (you'd think it would be easy to find a gorilla, but it isn't, I tell you - nowadays they blend in!). Deep Bay, you say? I'll be there in a matter of hours! If he's feeding my Booby bananas I'll tan his hide!

(matt)

Deep Bay